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Song Parodies -> "Fuh-leas On My Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

Jose Feleciano

Parody Song Title:

"Fuh-leas On My Dog"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

Fuh-leas on my dog
Fuh-leas on my dog
There's fuh-leas on my dog
He's itchin', scratchin'
Fleas on my dog

Fuh-leas on my dog
Fuh-leas on my dog
There's fuh-leas on my dog
He's itchin', scratchin'
Fleas on my dog

I guess he's gonna be itchin' this Christmas
He's gonna be busy scratchin' this Christmas
But that won't stop me blaming him this Christmas
My poor doggie, for my farts

I guess he's gonna be itchin' this Christmas
He's gonna be busy scratchin' this Christmas
But that won't stop me blaming him this Christmas
My poor doggie, for my farts

Police nabbed my dog
Police nabbed my dog
The police nabbed my dog
He was unleashed
Police nabbed my dog

Police nabbed my dog
Police nabbed my dog
The police nabbed my dog
He was unleashed
Police nabbed my dog

They nabbed his little doggie ass this Christmas
And now they're gonna have him gassed this Christmas
Unless I come up with the cash this Christmas
Spring my doggie from the pound

They nabbed his little doggie ass this Christmas
And now they're gonna have him gassed this Christmas
Unless I come up with the cash this Christmas
Spring my doggie from the pound

Puh-lease help my dog
Puh-lease help my dog
Won't you please help my dog
Spent all my cash
So please help my dog

Puh-lease help my dog
Puh-lease help my dog
Won't you please help my dog
Spent all my cash
So please help my dog

Now you could help a little bit this Christmas
Don't be a greedy little s*** this Christmas
You know I'm never gonna quit this Christmas
Til my doggie's safe at home

Now you could help a little bit this Christmas
Don't be a greedy little s*** this Christmas
You know I'm never gonna quit this Christmas
Til my doggie's safe at home

Were fleas on my dog
Then police nabbed my dog
I said please help my dog
And you came through
So thanks from my dog

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Aww poor doggy
Eye1zLotto - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
A frick'n masterpiece or, a master frick'npiece! Excellent!
Leah Lockhart - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Cu-yute! I like how you tied it all together. And I'm glad the dog was OK. I hate songs where bad things happen to animals. Unless its mine.
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't vote against a dog parody. Leah, dogs good, cats bad.
Jack russell terrorist - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I HATE the original song...so SICK of hearing it this time every year, I LOVE this parody!!!

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