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Song Parodies -> "Three Years Ago"
Original Song Title:
"Ten Minutes Ago"
Original Performer:
Jon Cypher and Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Three Years Ago"
Parody Written by:
Glenn Walker
The Lyrics
The entire song is sung by the Apostle Peter.
It was three years ago you saw me
You said I should be fishing for men.
That made me so glad,
I left all that I had
I may never use fish bait again.
It was one year ago you asked me
You said Who do you say that I am
You're the Son of God living
My sins you're forgiving
Because you're before Abraham.
Yes you were here before all men.
You're the master, you're the savior
You're the way and the truth, you are wise
You're forever, you're eternal
And you're coming again from the skies
It was one week ago you told me
That my flesh would deny who you are
Though you once called me Rock
It was twice that the cock
Crowed.
I could not have fallen so far
No I never could fall to earth so far.
You're the master, you're the savior
You're the way and the truth, you are wise
Ten hours ago you called me
The angel said "Bring Simon too."
As much as I tried
And yet still I denied
My flesh works in vain without you.
Ten minutes ago you loved me
You said "Simon Bar-Jonah it's you .
I want someone to nourish
My lambs so they'll flourish
My Spirit will say what to do."
Yes your Spirit always knows what to do.
You said I should be fishing for men.
That made me so glad,
I left all that I had
I may never use fish bait again.
It was one year ago you asked me
You said Who do you say that I am
You're the Son of God living
My sins you're forgiving
Because you're before Abraham.
Yes you were here before all men.
You're the master, you're the savior
You're the way and the truth, you are wise
You're forever, you're eternal
And you're coming again from the skies
It was one week ago you told me
That my flesh would deny who you are
Though you once called me Rock
It was twice that the cock
Crowed.
I could not have fallen so far
No I never could fall to earth so far.
You're the master, you're the savior
You're the way and the truth, you are wise
Ten hours ago you called me
The angel said "Bring Simon too."
As much as I tried
And yet still I denied
My flesh works in vain without you.
Ten minutes ago you loved me
You said "Simon Bar-Jonah it's you .
I want someone to nourish
My lambs so they'll flourish
My Spirit will say what to do."
Yes your Spirit always knows what to do.
Peter's birth name was Simon Bar-Jonah. Jesus saw rock-like qualities in him, so he was renamed Peter. meaning "the Rock."
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