Gary McNamara went to school,
I’ve just discovered his “Yee-haw!” story,
Gazing girls, crying friends; act like fools,
He ended school with cowboy glory,

Then he counseled all his crying friends,
Looked once more at cheerleaders that looked lonely,
Staying right on ‘til the high school’s end,
With his friends, Eric, Bob and Tony.

Underneath the kissing tree,
He and a hot girl would make love scenes,
Then he’d bring his cowboy hat for a “Yee-haw!” rule,
That’s how he went to school!

Gary McNamara left one day,
Took his diploma and mounted his saddle,
But since then, he’s sure come a long way,
From licked toads; read Playboy “stories”,
To “Red Eye Radio” glory,
Gary McNamara went to school!