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Song Parodies -> "It's One Bomb Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"It's Just One Of Those Songs"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Durante

Parody Song Title:

"It's One Bomb Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

December 5, 2011...a date which will live in infamy (sorry, FDR!!). A one-bomber Christmas party (or flash mob) decided to humiliate every single amiright contributor. I can take it, all our contributors can take it...but can amiright take it? Even our best authors were unceremoniously raped by a bunch of anonymous scorers who obviously never read our songs but got their rocks off by bashing our offerings. Our venerable and honored deans tell me "Todd, chill! This is their artistic contributions to this site, and it is far more better than your constant five ratings which are destroying this site!". Sorry, you pathetic dudes. I utterly reject their cowardly so-called "artistry". I'll not stop contributing here, and neither will the writers who you so flagrantly defame. Evocing the sacred names of Malcolm (right on!), William Tong (brilliant but horribly misguided to me), and all who have come before me, I curse your infantile attempts to rip the present authors. I know who you "artists" are, and you are lower than slime! Have a nice day. ;D


When I got on amiright on last fair Monday morn,
I recoiled in shock from the venom and scorn.
A flock of one-bombers had trashed every song.
It wasn't just me. They did all of us wrong.
Where once one or two would dish out bottom score
I saw in dismay there were now more than four.
No names and no comments - and 'though I'm no saint,
They may think they're cute but they ain't!

Now I am dazed and confused, for I never can see
What manner of "folks" can defame J.A.B.
Or Airfarcewon, Porfle, Rob, Phil, Rex, and such.
They've done it before but crap! - this is too much.
Old timers did scold me, "Hey just let it be!
It's their contribution and their artistry!".
I know trash is part of a parodist's job,
But this time looked like a flash mob!

Like Michael P. and B.J.M. I'm used to such tricks
From people offended by our politics.
Still I'd be remiss if I don't remonstrate
To those who get off of the scoring of hate.
And once again Chucky, Old Ribber implores:
We can choose "no comments" - let us have "no scores"!
I never will fathom their psychotic need
To make honest parodists bleed.
Dudes - don't score 'til you read!




No doubt the "powers" that be (you know who you are) will 404 this song, but at least I'll have shown the balls that you anonymous chickens never had. Merry Christmas. ;D

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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
WOW! Did I say THAT? It's a good thing I waited a whole day to respond. ;D
AFW - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Ha ha...that was "One"-derful, OMR...It was probably one of those "One"-ccupy groups...on this site, like anywhere in the world, it's impossible to keep vandals from spewing their venom...but you gave 'em a good, "Dr. Phil lecture"
John Barry - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I think you incorrectly assume in your last line that these aholes CAN read. Worthy effort on worthy targets.
Rob Arndt - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR, yeah- I was hit by TSB this morning, on purpose. But your parody certain has ONE us over!!! 555!
Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Friends - Thanks, I really mean it. I may have been WAY too incendiary in my intro and outro, but I was truly steamed (lol...a steamed crab!). ;D
Rob Arndt - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR, well-spoken and true. It seems from my experience that the vets here want to be served the same old 555 artistic meal everyday instead of a buffet. My topics are far-ranging and occasionally push the envelope- but so what... they add flavor and many are educational. If not for many of my topics, no one would know about these things here. I say let people express themselves as they feel and celebrate the diversity of the site. Also, poor Max Power does NOT deserve an auto-111 for all of his songs. That's just wrong.
2Eagle - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I have written parodies on this subject in the past. They only have "ones" for you. The werewolves are out early because the moon isn't full yet. The holiday season must bring them out.
Rebekah Dub - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you for approaching this subject with class and humor. I've been a target of the one-bomb attacks longer than I care to recall. But that's OK: not everyone likes my stuff (or my sense of humor)... and a majority of the people that gave me 1's probably either haven't heard of the songs I parodied or don't want to take the time to read it.
alvin - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
ONES....ACROSS THE BOARD....nah, jus' messin' wid ya.....nice bit o' bashin'
2Eagle - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
http://cheezburger.com/View/5180563456 Full moon tonite!

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