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Song Parodies -> "The Briants"

Original Song Title:

"The Green Door"

Original Performer:

Jim Lowe

Parody Song Title:

"The Briants"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about George & Germaine Briant, the elderly family who was in Louisiana, watching that particular 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast for everybody.
Tonight, one more night without sleeping,
Watching till the morning comes clocking.
Briants, what's that secret you're keeping?

There's a huge elephant
And they watch it hot behind the Briants;
Don't know what they're doing
But they laugh a lot behind the Briants.
Wish they'd let Bud in
So I could find out what's behind the Briants.

Looked once, tried to tell George I'd been there;
Door slammed, Germaine's cool there.
Wonder just what's going on in there.

Saw Roxanne looking
Through a picture taken behind the Briants;
When I said "Smile, please"
The boy scouts laughed out loud behind the Briants.
All I want to do
Is help Carole for themselves behind the Briants.

Tonight, one more night without sleeping,
Watching till the morning comes creeping.
Briants, what's that secret you're keeping?

Briants what's that secret you're keeping?

Briants!

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sheesh - March 18, 2023 - Report this comment
holy heck they must be the biggest celebrities of all time

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