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Original Song Title:

"Green Door"

Original Performer:

Jim Lowe

Parody Song Title:

"Green Beer"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

What malicious calendar goblin put Mardi Gras Tuesday only nine days before Saint Patrick's Day this year? At my age, I need at least a month to recover from each major party! Anyway...I will submit the year's first Saint Patrick's Day song. Among our Greater Cincinnati traditions is to celebrate by consuming "green beer", usually a mid-priced or cheap draft brew with food coloring added. The effect on the digestive system is...well, colorful. ;D

Saint Pat's - it's my big celebration.
Time for - my fun self-devastation.
Green Beer - it's my fav'rite libation.

I'll be wearing green and the ev'ning will "Sham - ROCK"
While I drink Green Beer.
I will sing too loud and I'll mumble when I talk
Due to the Green Beer.
And when I go home I will stumble when I walk
Because of Green Beer.

Most nights - I drink schnapps when I'm boozing.
Tonight - Em'rald brew's what I'm choosing.
Time to - give my brain cells a bruising.

I'll drink lots of brew and I'll act like I'm a Mick.
I'm drinking Green Beer.
Yes I'll throw them down 'til I'm almost deathly sick
From drinking Green Beer.
If I make it home it will be a clever trick
When bombed on Green Beer

(Instrumental interlude)

Tonight - you can bet I'll be whooping.
Morning - my red eyes will be drooping.
To the - toilet I will be trooping.
In the - "john" green stools I'll be pooping!


Erin Go BOOM! ;D

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AFW - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
A real emerald...great job for St. Pat's day
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Begorah and Thank You! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes I like my green beer and spam(corned spam that is...LOL)
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL...thanks, Mark! ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Yesterday I had a McDonald's Shamrock Shake for the first time in about 25 years. Beats green beer, and cheaper, too. Although with what Mickey D's has been charging for shakes, lately, it's not MUCH cheaper!
Old Man Ribber - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - Eat, drink, and be merrly - for Thursday we'll all be Irish. ;D

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