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Song Parodies -> "Screen Door"

Original Song Title:

"Green Door"

Original Performer:

Jim Lowe

Parody Song Title:

"Screen Door"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

I improvised this at a recent karaoke session (it's amazing how many I remember now that I avoid the final glass of peppermint schapps). I guess you could say this is something of an "expose' ". ;D

Summer - house has no air condition,
Door's wide - open. it's my tradition.
Screen door - makes a lousy partition!

When you change your clothes there is not much privacy
Behind the screen door.
All the neighbors peeking to see what they can see
Behind the screen door,
And I think I can hear them laughing hard at me
Behind the screen door!

All the - neighborhood pets are howling
As I - finish my shower toweling.
At least - all the burglars stopped prowling.

You can bet your life I'm no exhibitionist
But it's a screen door!
All the neighbors wish that I would cease and desist
Behind the screen door.
It's a darn good thing that I've never had a tryst
Behind the screen door!

Oh, well - guess nobody I'm hurtin'.
I've just - found out something for certain.
The whole - street just sent me a curtain!

Screen Door!

Revealing! ;D

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Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the Costanza's screen door that Kramer took! LOL
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ "at least all the burglars stopped prowling"! :)
AFW - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You describe quite a humorous mesh, here..
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious! I sometimes open my porch door so I get air through the screen back there. Funny stuff! 5's
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! I just *knew* you were LOL-screening!
Meriadoc - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Useful to get some wind in your willow...
Barry J. Mitchel - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This reminded me of the man who was accused of public exposure for a pre-dawn kitchen snack in the buff, observed not once but twice by a mom & daughter in 2009; also of my wife's & brother-in-law's tales of 1950s summer camps without even screens! KTOS and this fits well -- even the way you indicate the pause after leading two syllables. 5s
Henny Youngman - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
My wife is such a lousy cook that when our kitchen screen door had holes in it, the flies fixed it. (TT)
Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
The last line was a doozy, but the whole thing was very gigglesome. 555

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