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Song Parodies -> "Boy Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Like Me"

Original Performer:

Jazmine Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Like Me"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a gender flipped version of the song.
I made a profile on Facebook
Since you left me to be with him
I think that means I'm getting awesome
Wish I could return to sender
But you don't love me no more
And I don't even know what for

Knew it was real when you blocked me
And I would sit at home judging my body
Wondering what I did to lose you
And why in the hell you ain't choose me
Why you don't love me no more? Yeah
And I don't even know what for

You must've wanted something awesome
Still don't know what I was missing
What you asked, I would've given
It ain't right how these hoes be winning
Why they be winning? Yeah
No hope for a boy like me
How come they be winning? Yeah
And I ain't wanna be
But you gon' make a hoe outta me

Yeah, you gon' make me a gold digger
Maybe I should look like a student
Wearing graduation dresses
While these dudes be so pressed and impressed with it
You leave me with no choice
I can't do this good boy shit no more

You must've wanted something different
Still don't know what I was missing
What you asked I would have given
It ain't right how these hoes be winning
Yeah, they be winning
No hope for a boy like me
How come they be winning? Yeah
And I ain't wanna be
But you gon' make a hoe outta me

Y'all niggas be making us sad
Then say y'all don't know why we're cool
So we start acting like we don't care
'Cause y'all niggas be taking us there
'Cause you don't want us no more
It breaks us to the core

You must've wanted something perfect
Still don't know what you was missing
What you asked I would have given
It ain't right how these hoes be winning
Why they be winning?
No hope for a boy like me
How come they be winning?
I ain't wanna be
But you gon' make a hoe outta me

A hoe I'll be, yeah
That's what you doing
That's what you get
A hoe I'll be
Look what you did, kid
Yeah, a hoe I'll be
See what you did to me
Well good job!

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