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Song Parodies -> "12 Pizza Toppings"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Jason

Parody Song Title:

"12 Pizza Toppings"

Parody Written by:

Traditional

The Lyrics

What Pizza Express offers.
On my first slice of Pizza I had for my topping
A pepperoni Slice

On my second slice of pizza I had for my topping
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice

On my third slice of pizza I had for my topping
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice

On my fourth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my fifth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my sixth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my seventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my eighth slice of pizza I had for my topping
8 tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my ninth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my tenth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my eleventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice

On my 12th slice of pizza I had for my topping
Twelve bloated tummies
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a big bad tummy ache!!

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Jason - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Damn! I put my name and the Traditional name back to front! ChuckyG Please correct this!
Mr Critic - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you should resubmit this one, under your parody name, with Traditional as the original performer. Then tell chuck to delete this one.
Jason - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Mr Critic. Yes I did resubmit after noticing this error. When the resubmission appears I'll ask ChuckyG to remove this one.
Mr Critic - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Why hasn't he deleted this one yet?
Jonathan S. - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Still not deleted! Hee hee! Good parody!
Larry G - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
ooh my god..all those toppings BURP! i give you triple 5's

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