Song Parodies -> Stanky Crude Old Dandy

Original Song Title:

"Yankee Doodle Dandy"

Original Performer:

James Cagney

  
Parody Song Title:

"Stanky Crude Old Dandy"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

I'm a stanky crude old dandy
A stanky, crude old vain old guy

I eat fried refuse from your garbage can
Tossed on the 4th of July

I've got, a skanky crude old sweetheart
She's, my skanky crude old joy

Spanked my monkey when in London
Bobbies grabbed my boney
I came, and wanked 'em in the eye
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Agrimorfee - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You sick puppies! This was Johnny D's idea, wasn't it (didnt' check the msg board yet)? :) LOL 555
EmiLoca - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Though I'm cranky, this was dandy;
It made my mood swing, made me smile.
A real reminder of my own crude Dad
I had to score you three fives!
Frankie - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
lol.
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
just lovely...brought a tear to my eye without someone having to "wank" in it....
The Thought Police - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
There seem to be a lot of anti-aged sentinment in a lot of these parodies lately----COOL!!! 555
Uncle Spam - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't have a hanky handy No hanky: spewed 'em in the eye! Some penile refuse from your Uncle Sam: Porn on the Fourth of July...
Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job monkey spanker
Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO, both for this supremely stupid monkey-business, and also for "Uncle Sam" 's fantastic comment! 5-5-5 for both!

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