Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I Saw Larry Licking Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson 5
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Larry Licking Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Ralph Paterno
The Lyrics
Well, the Larry Craig scandal was a gift to comedians, so Santa must have been involved. Check out our song of the week at Politicalsongs.com
I saw Larry licking Santa Claus
In the airport bathroom stall last night
He didn’t see me creep
Up with my badge that said police
Until the deed was done and Santa Claus was sound asleep
Then I busted Larry, cause he broke the law
Then his right wing friends made him resign
Because their war crimes can’t go on
If the emperor’s clothes are gone
Like they were with Santa Clause that night
In the airport bathroom stall last night
He didn’t see me creep
Up with my badge that said police
Until the deed was done and Santa Claus was sound asleep
Then I busted Larry, cause he broke the law
Then his right wing friends made him resign
Because their war crimes can’t go on
If the emperor’s clothes are gone
Like they were with Santa Clause that night
Politicalsongs.com
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jackson50.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1117
