Song Parodies -> Take Me Out To The Brawl Game
| Original Song Title: | "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" |
| Original Performer: | Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Take Me Out To The Brawl Game" |
| Parody Written by: | Scathe |
This ain't about baseball, folks.
Take me out to the brawl game
Take me out to the rink
Buy some sutures and band-aids
And some kits marked for first aid
Well they toss the pucks, sticks, and padding
Those brutes are all set to maim
For it's one, two, three refs knocked out
At the hockey game
Fights break out at the brawl game
Guaraunteed every time
Eveywhere legs are breaking
From the gruesome blows that they're taking
So let's stay behind the glass walls now
This beats wrestling any day
Causes it's one, two, ten players down
At the hockey fray
Take me out to the rink
Buy some sutures and band-aids
And some kits marked for first aid
Well they toss the pucks, sticks, and padding
Those brutes are all set to maim
For it's one, two, three refs knocked out
At the hockey game
Fights break out at the brawl game
Guaraunteed every time
Eveywhere legs are breaking
From the gruesome blows that they're taking
So let's stay behind the glass walls now
This beats wrestling any day
Causes it's one, two, ten players down
At the hockey fray
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Now you can do a Devo parody about hockey that begins with "Whack that stick!" Good job, Scathe.
They need to sing this parody at hockey games. 555.
Take 5s in the penalty box (I hear it's a good place for quiet writing).
The sad part is that it's true.
It's funny how Canadians are peaceful until you put them on ice and hand them sticks. j/k
(ABC) This could easily have described a Chicago Bears football game, too.
(ABC) Minor pacing problems, but pretty good.
(T) we don't have ice hockey here, but the occasional shock/horror clip I see at the end of the sports news some nights backs up your feelings on this matter, Scathe
(ABCT05) See above
ABC: Sorry DKTOS. rather grpahic detail. ..................which good
ABC: Wow... not about baseball at all... the game that's even rougher than Football! 5 teeth knocked out!
(ABC05) Well done, Scathe. It could be a great sport but, there are too many goons playing now. They are on the teams to neutralize the best players on their opponent's team. Neutralize is a kind word. The expansion of the NHL has diluted the talent pool.
(ABC) See above!
(ABC) I know less than nothing about ice hockey. :-( Didn't thwey cancel a whole season or something? This was a fun read, Scathe. 555
(T) I'm a big hockey fan...great job of describing the action! You compliment a hockey player by saying "Nice tooth!"
(T) Ah, Colorado/Edmonton =)
Theme was good, pacing was a bit shaky in some spots. I'm not much of a sports guy, but I thoroughly enjoyed the movie 'Miracle' about Herb Brooks and the Olympic Hockey Team.
T- Great Parody.
ABC--"Those brutes are all set to maim" totally made me LOL...very nice job, Scathe!
This happens a lot just because someone can't control their temper. LOL!!!
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