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Song Parodies -> "Fright Witch Mass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Fright Witch Mass"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I've been wanting to do something with "White Christmas" and Halloween for a while. Now, I finally got to do it. Happy Halloween!
I'm screaming of a fright witch mass
Just like the ones of Salem old
Where the cauldrons glisten, black cats are hissin’
You fear all things you don’t know

I'm screaming of a fright witch mass
To Pilgrim patriarchs, ain’t right
Practice spells and witchcraft all night
And may all your witch masses be fright

I'm screaming of a fright witch mass
Just like the ones that scare you cold
With the spirits risen and ghosts are whistlin’
How high can their broomsticks go?

I'm screaming of a fright witch mass
Their backwards Latin chants ain’t right
Skin is green and bulbous, hair’s white
And may all your witch masses be fright
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Matthias - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Getting started on these Halloween Carols early! Are you in for writing more with me this year my friend? I have a few ideas lined up that will really make 'em scream and my God I'm really going to give it all my MIGHT!!!! I hope there's still time for me to write...
Ann - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Bewitched my inner druid!
Patrick - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice tune for our longest holiday. Reminds us of the true meaning of Halloween: death, curses, and human sacrifice. Before the candy merchants came along and it became overcommercialized, just like Christmas.
2Eagle - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Frightenly good use of the OS.
Jonathan - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Halloween + Christmas = 5's

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