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Song Parodies -> "Let’s Have Arby’s"
Original Song Title:
"Let’s Be Thankful"
Original Performer:
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders
Parody Song Title:
"Let’s Have Arby’s"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
The greatest chain in fast food history. (Except for McDonald’s.)
Let’s have Arby’s, and try their boneless wings,
A good-old fashioned “Can-non-ball!”
At Arby’s, you’ll sure know what they’ll bring,
It shouldn’t matter, dear, how small,
A payroll says “Let’s go out the door,”
And have a dinner such as this,
At Arby’s, they’ve got wings on the floor,
They greet you with a quaint, “Who’s this?”
Remember, their ads are part of life,
A culture that likes that can fall,
But, you’ll find, that with the Arby’s strife,
You’ll dive head-first and “Can-non-ball!”
It’s Arby’s, great dinner we can share,
Beneath that cowboy hat above,
At Arby’s, we say our thanks and prayers,
So, let’s have Arby’s, show some love!
A good-old fashioned “Can-non-ball!”
At Arby’s, you’ll sure know what they’ll bring,
It shouldn’t matter, dear, how small,
A payroll says “Let’s go out the door,”
And have a dinner such as this,
At Arby’s, they’ve got wings on the floor,
They greet you with a quaint, “Who’s this?”
Remember, their ads are part of life,
A culture that likes that can fall,
But, you’ll find, that with the Arby’s strife,
You’ll dive head-first and “Can-non-ball!”
It’s Arby’s, great dinner we can share,
Beneath that cowboy hat above,
At Arby’s, we say our thanks and prayers,
So, let’s have Arby’s, show some love!
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Unfortunately, the closest Arby's to me is 22 miles away.
Congratulations, their advertising practices are crap anyway. No sane person should go to a restaurant where Ving Rhames, a sixty-three year old that shills for a fast food chain, acts like a five-year-old while narrating TV ads. “Cannonball”? “Whee”? Are you f***ing kidding me? Dish Network had a better TV ad last year, and even that was mediocre. The new Arby’s ads not only fail to be funny, but they are directed at the American population. In other words: stupid ads for stupid people. BTW, did you see Phil Ossifer’s suggestion that I print your comment and stick it on the fridge? That’s something that Ving Rhames would do, not me.
Did we finally get the attention of Arby’s? I hope so. Haven’t seen their stupid “Cannonball!” or “Whee!” ads all week. Imagine a world where we didn’t have to see their visual poopfests daily. IMO judging by the commercials, Ving Rhames actually sounded as though he climaxed.
I don’t see Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience listed on the Authors section of this site. It hasn’t been updated since Friday, September 8th. That name has well over ten entries to it by now, could you please fix this soon? Thanks for giving me a voice!
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