Here’s one strange final school day,
Final exams and more,
A talk host went “WOW! High school: Never again!”
With a “Yee-haw!” outside the school door!

When the talk host left high school, he didn’t like high school, didn’t he?
Remember how elated he was when he had made it, don’t ya?

The final school day showed not but one prank or licked toad,
And yet, the talk show host rode out with a swift “Whoa-ho!”
So give me a chance, like you did the final school day,
Then maybe you’ll learn to like me!

Our talk host got a mattress, a Tempur Sealy mattress, didn’t he?
Remember how elated he was when he had paid it, don’t ya?

Now, Tempur Sealy paid to have Mattress Firm all made,
The holy matrimony day will come, and that’s great,
So, give me a chance, like the merger of Mattress Firm,
Then maybe you’ll learn to like me!