You know how we love Arby’s,
Ving Rhames showed you before,
I’m telling you now and I’ll tell you again,
And get ready to come on the floor!

When you first tasted Arby’s,
You didn’t like Arby’s, did ya?

Remember how you hated,
The Arby’s when you ate it, don’t ya?

You used to wanna know why they let ads air on shows,
And now Ving Rhames yells “Cannonball!” wherever you go,

So, give us a chance, like you did the plate of Arby’s,
Then, maybe you’ll flip and say, “Whee!”

When you first got Dish Network,
You hated Dish Network, did ya?

Remember how the cake was,
Sugar-free when you ate it, don’t ya?

You used to make a face when that TV ad was played,
But know you watch Dish Network now and tell me it’s great.

So, give us a chance, like you did with old Dish Network,
And maybe you’ll flip and say “Whee!”