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Song Parodies -> "Onwards to Syria"
Original Song Title:
"Partant pour la Syrie"
Original Performer:
Hortense de Beauharnais
Parody Song Title:
"Onwards to Syria"
Parody Written by:
GarrettM
The Lyrics
Pardon if the song doesn't align perfectly. I found this songs meter to be terribly difficult to work with.
I'm on my way to Syria
On this land I will not stay
My heart beats with euphoria
As fates do guide my way
So here's to every noble cause
I'm heading for the shore
My wife and kids do weep because
They know I'll never see them more!
I pledge my oath of faithfulness
It's deep within my chest
Beneath the rolls of sleek finesse
That adorn my C-4 vest
My pledge if for our sanctity
My cause is nobly blessed
Some might call it insanity
I call it freeing the oppressed!
I bow beneath the altar grand
Of our prophet who is blessed
I'll do my part to free the land
Of this tyrant who we detest!
My time has come to detonate
I go to join the greats
All people soon will emulate
My dozen virgins young await!
On this land I will not stay
My heart beats with euphoria
As fates do guide my way
So here's to every noble cause
I'm heading for the shore
My wife and kids do weep because
They know I'll never see them more!
I pledge my oath of faithfulness
It's deep within my chest
Beneath the rolls of sleek finesse
That adorn my C-4 vest
My pledge if for our sanctity
My cause is nobly blessed
Some might call it insanity
I call it freeing the oppressed!
I bow beneath the altar grand
Of our prophet who is blessed
I'll do my part to free the land
Of this tyrant who we detest!
My time has come to detonate
I go to join the greats
All people soon will emulate
My dozen virgins young await!
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