Oh Senate Seat, Your Senate Seat
You thought it’d make you wealthy.
Oh Senate Seat, Your Senate Seat
Make you financially healthy.

Claimed it’s for sale, Submit your bid.
Make out your check, to my wife or kid.

You could be bought, but you got caught.
You’ll get no second chances.

Blagojevich, Blagojevich
Your ego’s way too healthy.
If you had only, shut your mouth
And acted much more stealthy.

They set a wire, and got a snitch.
You’ll get locked up, be OJ’s bitch.

And though you sought, It led to naught.
Watch your cell-mate’s advances.

Oh Rodney B, we hope for thee,
You’ll really learn a lesson.
Oh Rodney please, just cop a plea
It’s time to start confessin’.

You took a risk, was a gamble.
You wear your hair like Glenn Campbell.

Ex Governor, Ex Governor
Who we’ll no more employ.
‘Cause you behaved like all the past
Governors from Illinois.