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Song Parodies -> "Snoke’s Praetorian Guards"

Original Song Title:

"Angels We Have Heard on High"

Original Performer:

Holiday Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Snoke’s Praetorian Guards"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

This is the beginning of a series of parodies counting down till Christmas. Enjoy! Last Jedi Spoilers: you have been warned!
Snoke’s Praetorian Guard are we
Serving him with all our lives
Stationed on Supremacy
Wielding whip-staffs, swords, and knives

Avē Ordo Primo*
Avē Ordo Primo!

Clad in armor strong and red
As were guards in the Empire
In the Leader’s way, we’re led
Burning with Mando’a fire

Avē Ordo Primo
Avē Ordo Primo!

One day Kylo came around
With a Jedi girl for Snoke
Ren’s betrayal did astound
He cut down our only hope

Avē Ordo Primo
Avē Ordo Primo!

[Guard 3]
I charged with my blade on high
Strike down those who made Snoke die
This traitor will scream in pain
No! By Jedi blade I’m slain!

Avē Ordo Primo
Avē Ordo Primo!
* Hail the First Order!

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Total Votes: 3

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Rob Arndt - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad. The PGs used electro-plasma filament edged weapons and Bilari electro chain whips. Their armor is lightsaber resistant, but not lightsaber proof! 555!

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