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Song Parodies -> "Boy or a Girl (Maury Povich theme song)"
Original Song Title:
"Joy to the World"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Boy or a Girl (Maury Povich theme song)"
Parody Written by:
Norman Wanman
The Lyrics
Simple plotline within a song. Just as the title says.
Boy or a girl, I don't want none
I really hate children
I really dont want any kids
I really don''t want any kids
Because they'll stink up the house
Because they'll stink up the house
Beca-ause they wi-ill stink up the house
Boy or a girl, I won't have one
I'll deny it Maury
I'm not the child's father
I'm not the child's father
Look at his great big eyes
Look at his tiny nose
I kno-ow for su-ure he's not my child
DNA test, will solve all that
I want this girl to know
Stop asking me for money
Stop asking me for money
Let me prove one more time
That this child is not mine
'cause I have never ever have seen your face
Stop pushing me, you crazy blip
He has the score on hand
In the case of Little Sammy
In the case of Little Sammy
Dear Mister Jonas Beard
You'll be too shock to hear
You are not the father of this girl's child
I really hate children
I really dont want any kids
I really don''t want any kids
Because they'll stink up the house
Because they'll stink up the house
Beca-ause they wi-ill stink up the house
Boy or a girl, I won't have one
I'll deny it Maury
I'm not the child's father
I'm not the child's father
Look at his great big eyes
Look at his tiny nose
I kno-ow for su-ure he's not my child
DNA test, will solve all that
I want this girl to know
Stop asking me for money
Stop asking me for money
Let me prove one more time
That this child is not mine
'cause I have never ever have seen your face
Stop pushing me, you crazy blip
He has the score on hand
In the case of Little Sammy
In the case of Little Sammy
Dear Mister Jonas Beard
You'll be too shock to hear
You are not the father of this girl's child
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