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Song Parodies -> "Crave T-Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Lazy Bones"

Original Performer:

Hoagy Carmichael

Parody Song Title:

"Crave T-Bones"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Crave T-bones,
From the grocery store
But who can afford 'em,
Price per pound is out a' sight
Guess it's mac n' cheese, tonight

Crave T-bones,
Medium, well done
But of late, I sink my
Teeth in none...
Got beefs about the beef there, son
Don't think I'm the only one..

My meat mind keeps strayin'
I even been prayin'
The price'll fall off, decline
Some days I'll go fishin'
And all the while, wishin'
For T-bones, "One-Ninety-nine"

Sad, my moans,
Moanin' every day
Maybe I'll head west
Where cattle stray..
Find one and just slice away
Crave T-bones,
Nice lean fillet....

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 15

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John Barry - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Great to see you back, Farce.
AFW - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, John..., you, too..and like Red Buttons used to say, "Strange things are happening"
John Lomain - February 07, 2015 - Report this comment
This was tasty, I know I'm really sick of mac n cheese and could use more steak
AFW - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
two johns, thanks to both

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