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Song Parodies -> "Arby’s Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay w/Shirley Lloyd and Three Kays
Parody Song Title:
"Arby’s Steps"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
The greatest advertisement in television history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Arby’s is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Arby’s is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Arby’s is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Arby’s is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Look, we get it, your constant hate for Arby’s and whatever their new TV ad is requires you to constantly rehash this same “parody” over and over again — isn’t this the tenth time within the past three weeks? Good parody writers don’t bash a random television advertisement six thousand times. Who else would have a fixation on a random TV spot such as this? Weird little obsession you’ve got there. I can only hope Ving Rhames sues you for copyright infringement/identity theft ASAP. That would be funny on so many levels because you wouldn’t have any new topics left to parody with.
Ha! Nobody bothers to comment anymore, let alone even read your recycled garbage, so you do what any slobbering, attention-starved anencephalic would do: make up a false critique. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?
Can’t say I disagree with the sentiment but once again the only amusing thing in your entire hack-post against Arby’s are the bits and pieces of my past rants that you glommed onto. Please quit being a coward and stop this attack against a random television ad.
Hey man, I'm pretty f#k*ng far from OK about your dumb ass using my name for these whack parodies. So unless you want to live out the rest of your short ass life in agonizing pain, I'd quit. And what the f#(k's a Herbie Kaye? Nobody cares about him. Thats just something your whack ass is gonna have to get realistic about.
Oh, and one more thing: CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did we finally get the attention of Arby’s? Haven’t seen their stupid “Cannonball!” or “Whee!” ads all week. Judging by the commercials Ving Rhames actually sounded as though he climaxed.
Yes, we’ve been off the air since Monday.
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