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Song Parodies -> "Massage Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Massage Steps"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song all about my own personal massage chair.
Sit, (Start in to sit, then you’ll be rocking,)
Then, you’ll rock, (Start in to sit, then you’ll be rocking,)
That sitting is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then rest your up,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then rest your up,)
That sitting is bound to get you,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting...mmm...
Massage Steps,
Start in to sit, then soon, you’ll be rocking,
Massage Steps,
Turn on the heat, your man will keep sleeping,
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Massage Steps,
Get on your chair, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps!
Massage Steps,
Start in to sit, then soon, you’ll be rocking,
Massage Steps,
Turn on the heat, your man will keep sleeping,
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Massage Steps,
Get on your chair, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps, whoa!
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps, whoa!
Simple as the chair is long!
Then, you’ll rock, (Start in to sit, then you’ll be rocking,)
That sitting is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then rest your up,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then rest your up,)
That sitting is bound to get you,
Sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting...mmm...
Massage Steps,
Start in to sit, then soon, you’ll be rocking,
Massage Steps,
Turn on the heat, your man will keep sleeping,
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Massage Steps,
Get on your chair, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps!
Massage Steps,
Start in to sit, then soon, you’ll be rocking,
Massage Steps,
Turn on the heat, your man will keep sleeping,
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Massage Steps,
Get on your chair, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps, whoa!
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new rocking chair, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the chair that’s putting the world on its feet,
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Massage Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a time,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as relaxing,
It’s the Massage Steps, whoa!
Simple as the chair is long!
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