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Song Parodies -> "Kia Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Kia Steps"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps!
(vocal trio)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps!
(vocal trio)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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My thoughts exactly. To me, whats most baffling is why is this person allowed to continue posting these absurd submissions which turn every principle of song parody on its head. He no doubt can parody songs that are familiar to people, yet he REFUSES to do this. He even appears to enjoy pissing everybody off. All of which makes him, at the very least, a troll ... So why would anyone in charge here allow him to post a single additional "parody" .. let alone three or four every day. Can you at least limit this loon to two or three a week?
CML, this is just YKW using Ving Rhames’ name to post yet another set of his Arby’s parodies. Most of his entries recently have all been about some Arby’s advertisements featuring wings, fries and a cannonball. Same thing he did last year with Dish Network and sugar-free cake. Greatest restaurant promotion ever and greatest TV ad ever. And of course, it wouldn’t be him if he didn’t parody “Rhythm Steps” for the six-thousandth time. You know as well as I do that management isn’t going to do anything.
Best way for these tired “Rhythm Steps” parodies to go away? IGNORE THEM.
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