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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Toilet Steps"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That toilet is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That toilet is bound to get you,
Flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (dee-de-oh!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, flush your mess at once,
Well, number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps!
(vocal trio)
Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That toilet is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That toilet is bound to get you,
Flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (dee-de-oh!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, flush your mess at once,
Well, number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps!
(vocal trio)
Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Oh joy, somehow the relentless dorsal orifice’s Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board, now featuring toilet humor. Everyone here knows what to expect when you post your weekly poopfests — same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. And of course, it wouldn’t be a parody of yours without a comment of mine, regardless of whether or not it’s actually me posting it. The rough draft of this should have been flushed down the drain. How many more “parodies” of this “song” will it take before you figure out that no one likes your ‘tard tunes?
Awwwww, looks like you went to all the effort of copy/pasting all those “songs” and the only comment you got was someone mentioning how far from an Arby’s restaurant they lived. Still, better than you deserve, but I’ll bet you printed it out and stuck it on your fridge as proof of a “positive interaction”. Again, no one’s surprised you’re having to write your own comments, albeit under my name. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?
I’ve being doing these parodies for well over a year now, and I don’t care whether I get positive or negative comments. I don’t stop writing these just because you insist on criticizing them at every opportunity. For me to stop writing these would be just as hypocritical as me printing out a random comment and sticking it on the fridge, so I don’t do that. There is a reason I put these up; if no one else is going to spread the message about the new flood of feculence “advertisements” just released by Arby’s, then I’m going to do them. Don’t think for a second that I truly believe their ads are great though. “The greatest advertisement in television history” is sarcasm, but I wouldn’t expect you to get that. Lastly, as regards to what color I think the sky is, what color of the universe do you think a person obsessed with the 1930s would think it is? You would think black and white, but it’s actually sepia. Please pack up your Walkman, your deteriorating 80s CDs and any pending criticisms of my parodies and move on.
You dont care whether you get positive or negative feedback (in actuality, overwhelmingly negative feedback); you're going to continue posting this utter nonsense anyway?? Doing parodies of songs that absolutely nobody on the planet recognizes is pure nonsense! Parodies only work is you flip the script on something familiar. The other day I sang this to some boomer right winger types -- Nothing you can say will lead me astray from MAGA!! .. and they instantly cracked up .... Because they instantly recognized the original lyric, "My guy". Without that there's nothing ..... And as for your sarcasm, we all understand that. I think I may have had a pico-fraction of a micro-chortle the first time I saw some of your stuff, but it was already boring by, say, the third repitition
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