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Song Parodies -> "Arby’s Steps (Reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Arby’s Steps (Reprise)"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
The greatest advertisement in television history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Why would you want to "reprise' something that everyone hated in the first place. And seeing now this troll just vomited his psychosis all over our comment section, why would the gatekeepers of this website ever allow him to post another thing?
CML, this is just YKW using my name to post. He's obviously in desperate need of attention since he's probably never gotten more than five positive comments in the entire time he's been here, and lacking any real wit or originality, he basically picks bits and pieces from my critiques (and yours - see above) and reposts them under the name Phil Ossifer. He also lacks the courage to honestly answer the question I asked him on 8/29, so I'll ask again. G&GBF, I’m beyond curious - can you explain what you mean when you say I can’t comprehend what your parodies have done for this site? All I've seen is other people expressing exasperation at the constant repetition, so what, exactly, have your parodies done for the site?
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