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Song Parodies -> "That '70s Show"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"That '70s Show"
Parody Written by:
Red Forman
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Red Forman is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Red Forman is bound to get you,
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Forman Steps,
Start in to kick, the Forman’s ass-kicking,
Forman Steps,
Jump on your feet, or you’ll get a beating,
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (dee-de-oh!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Forman Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps!
(vocal trio)
Forman Steps,
Start in to kick, the Forman’s ass-kicking,
Forman Steps,
Jump on your feet, or you’ll get a beating,
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Forman Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps, whoa!
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Red Forman is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Red Forman is bound to get you,
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Forman Steps,
Start in to kick, the Forman’s ass-kicking,
Forman Steps,
Jump on your feet, or you’ll get a beating,
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (dee-de-oh!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Forman Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps!
(vocal trio)
Forman Steps,
Start in to kick, the Forman’s ass-kicking,
Forman Steps,
Jump on your feet, or you’ll get a beating,
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Forman Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps, whoa!
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Treat girls sweet,
Unlike Dan Masterson, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Up a tree,
Is a rabbit Eric had thrown on his feet,
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Forman Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Don’t get kicked, then you’ll see,
It’s the Forman Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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