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Song Parodies -> "Choice Hotels"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Choice Hotels"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Check in, check in, check in, check in, check in, mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll check in at once,
Well, a room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels!
(Vocal trio)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Check in, check in, check in, check in, check in, mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll check in at once,
Well, a room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels!
(Vocal trio)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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…the f**k does this have to do with SONG PARODIES???
Encouraging people to check into our budget hotel chain simply so they can make a mess for our staff to clean up in the morning. Great “choice”!
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