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Song Parodies -> "Arby’s Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Arby’s Steps"
Parody Written by:
Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience
The Lyrics
Hot mama! Ving Rhames from the Arby’s commercials here, and when I realized that we didn’t put out a parody song for the new Arby’s commercials “Cannonball” and “Whee”, I threw a temper tantrum and demanded that Arby’s come up with a song parody to post to AmIRight about our two new television commercials. After scanning the internet for the best song to parody, we finally came upon this one, used ChatGPT to write the lyrics, and submitted this while we jacked off to our new genius TV commercial. The result is the best thing to happen to this site since “Am I?” and “Right!” became “AmIRight”…
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
This was not meant to be racist.
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Oh, thank goodness Fast-Food-Man is back with another rehash of his latest fixation. On Monday it was KFC; today, it’s about Arby’s and two new television advertisements. Can’t wait to read the next twelve “parodies” about some stupid fast food chain.
Look, we get it, your diminished mental capacity requires you to constantly repeat songs and ideas, including some of mine (see above) but you fool no one when you post things using my name. Everyone here knows you don’t have anywhere near the creative ability needed to come up with anything original, let alone witty. Maybe you could try posting using a different name. I’d bet Hacky McHackerson is available. BTW didja see my response to you yesterday? Funny stuff!
Plus it’s not like the morons at Arby’s have any reason to justify their stupid new TV advertisement anyway.
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