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Song Parodies -> "Mattress Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Mattress Steps"
Parody Written by:
Mattress Firm/Tempur-Sealy
The Lyrics
Inspired from the May 2023 merger of Tempur Sealy and Mattress Firm.
Sing, (Start in to sing, then you’ll be swinging,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, then you’ll be swinging,)
That mattress is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That mattress is bound to get you,
Mattress, mattress, mattress, mattress, mattress...mmm...
(Female singer)
Mattress Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Mattress Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Mattress Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps!
(Vocal group)
Mattress Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Mattress Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Mattress Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps, whoa!
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, then you’ll be swinging,)
That mattress is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That mattress is bound to get you,
Mattress, mattress, mattress, mattress, mattress...mmm...
(Female singer)
Mattress Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Mattress Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Mattress Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps!
(Vocal group)
Mattress Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Mattress Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Mattress Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps, whoa!
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Mattress Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Mattress Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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