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Song Parodies -> "Royal Match"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Steps"

Original Performer:

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Royal Match"

Parody Written by:

Dream Games

The Lyrics

The greatest game in human history.
Pay, (Start in to pay, you’ll have to play)
Then, you’ll play, (Start in to pay, you’ll have to play)
Those royals are bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those royals are bound to get you,

Royal, royal, royal, royal, royal...mmm...

(Vocal soloist)

Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,

Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match!

(Vocal trio)

Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,

Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free
Just play Royal Match, whoa!

Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,

Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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