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Song Parodies -> "Market to Market"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Market to Market"
Parody Written by:
Herbie Kay w/Shirley Lloyd & Three Kays
The Lyrics
Iowa PBS’ syndicated farm news program.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That farm show is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That farm show is bound to get you,
Farm show, farm show, farm show, farm show, farm show...mmm...
(female vocal)
Market Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Market Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Market Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, the day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps!
(vocal trio)
Market Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Market Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Market Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
The day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps, whoa!
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
The day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That farm show is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That farm show is bound to get you,
Farm show, farm show, farm show, farm show, farm show...mmm...
(female vocal)
Market Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Market Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Market Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, the day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps!
(vocal trio)
Market Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Market Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Market Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
The day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps, whoa!
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Farm markets sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the show that’s putting the farms on their feet,
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Market Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
The day is saved quickly,
Thanks to Market Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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