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Song Parodies -> "I Loved Glen/Glenda First"

Original Song Title:

"I Loved Her First"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heartland

Parody Song Title:

"I Loved Glen/Glenda First"

Parody Written by:

Gothgal

The Lyrics

My best friend Katelyn decided she had a crush on and is "dating" my Glen/Glenda doll from Seed of Chucky. I'm planing on having a wedding for them, so this is a song dedicated to Glen and my motherly love for him.
Look at the two of you dancing that way
Lost in the moment and each other's face
So much in love you're alone in this place
Like there's nobody else in the world
I was enough for him not long ago
I was his number one
he told me so
And he still means the world to me
Just so you know
So be careful when you hold my boy
Time changes everything
Life must go on
And I'm not gonna stand in your way

But I loved him first and I held him first
And a place in my heart will always be his
When I took him out the box
When he first smiled at me
I knew the love of an auntie runs deep
And I prayed that he'd find you someday
But it's still hard to give him away
I loved him first

How could that handsome man dancing with you
Be the same gender-confused doll that I knew
The one that I fed all those bottles to
And cuddled with in bed all those nights
And I knew the first time I saw you with him
It was only a matter of time


But I loved him first and I held him first
And a place in my heart will always be his
When I took him out the box
When he first smiled at me
I knew the love of an auntie runs deep
And I prayed that he'd find you someday
But it's still hard to give him away
I loved him first

When I took him out the box
When he first smiled at me
I knew the love of an auntie runs deep
Someday you might know what I'm going through
When a baby doll smiles up at you
I loved him first
Yes, I'm crazy, I'm aware.

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