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Song Parodies -> "I've Seen That Thong Before"

Original Song Title:

"I've Heard That Song Before"

Original Performer:

Harry James

Parody Song Title:

"I've Seen That Thong Before"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

A very easy way to get a parody started is to substitute the word "thong" for "song". I could have written "It's Just One Of Those Thongs", "Thong - Buns Blue", or "The Thong Is Over But The Malady Lingers On". Help yourself to any of these ideas. ;D

It seems to me I've seen that thong before
In a Victoria's Secrets store.
I know it well - that lingerie.
That "brief" is briefer than brief,
I stare in stunned disbelief
At the price those thieves want me to pay!

But then my wife would look so sexy in that thong,
So to deny her would be wrong
And I'd regret it all life long.
Would it be cheap and as good
At Frederick's of Hollywood?
That lovely thong I've seen before.

(Instrumental break to the second half)

And so I'll spring for that delightful thong I see
'Though I'm approaching poverty -
My VISA's maxed out to the core!
Please put three more on my charge.
Do they come in extra-large?
That lovely thong I've seen before.

From Sesame Street: "Thing - Thing A Thong"! It does sound like that sometimes! ;D

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 4   0
 5   6

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Old Man Ribber - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
5-5-1? OK, you are an enigma, but certainly not an enema! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Wonderful take on one of men's favorite subjects! I tackled it in:
Phil Nelson - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
funny! As for the whole "thong" idea, Sisqo had a huge hit from that! 5's
John Barry - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thongks for another good parody.
Tommy Turtle - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, plenty of "Thong Songs" on the site, but IMHO, you can *never* have too many thongs! I'll play this one on the guitar, using only the G-string, of course. :)

There's a new voter here who thinks that you divide the pacing by the funny to get the total, that's all. :-D (We clumsy ones also occasionally click the wrong button -- more likely with a laptop touchpad than a mouse -- and hit the button before realizing -- and there's no way to change it afterward.)

One good thong deserves another:

@ Mark Scotti: When you tackled her, had she gotten the first "down"? Good penetration on defense!
Fiddlegirl - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahahaha... :) 555
TJC - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thing a thong of 'fives' hence, a pocket full of wry!

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