Testosterone,
Is in the blood
It makes us groan
Become a stud..
I got a shot
From old Doc Sloan
It made me hot,
Testosterone..

I cruised downtown,
To Hooker Hill
I said, "Will You?"
She said, "I Will!"
Picked up that ho
And drove back home
I felt the glow,
Testosterone..

Ignored my life,
Flipped out, insane
Testosterone,
Controlled my brain..
Roamed out each night
Bugged old Doc Sloan
To give me more
Testosterone..

Each night I sought
The same routine
Lost eighty pounds,
My hair turned green..
Caught by the cops,
In jail, I'm thrown..
Whom did I blame?
Testosterone..

I'm homeless now,
Out on my own
No money for
Testosterone
Libido's gone
But I still groan..
It ruined my life,
Testosterone..

I'm just a sexless slob
Chilled to the bone..
It eviled me,
Testosterone..