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Song Parodies -> "Helpless Sham II"

Original Song Title:

"Halo Shampoo"

Original Performer:

Halo Shampoo Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Helpless Sham II"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In the assault on Aleppo by the Syrian Rebels, a very odd looking mini-tank appeared that had been cobbled together from scrapyard materials, an old car chassis, a single 7.62mm MG, 5 cameras, and remote control of the gun via a PS-3 game console controller!!! It's called the Sham II and is totally worthless against ANY Syrian Army tank from T-55 through T-72. It is also helpless against RPGs and any caliber of firearm above an AK-47 (7.62X39mm)! A simple Molotov will take this thing out. Cost? Roughly, $10k. Has flat-panel TV screens inside bought from stores!!!
Scrapyard tank headed for Aleppo
Sham II is a “Mad Max” vehicle of despair
Car chassis running off diesel
Light armor, 2 crew, 5 cameras, oft-repaired

Sham II is far from a beauty
remote MG is armament
Somehow, that’s not reassuring
PS-3 controls it!!!

[It’s a POS]

Operates off a 2-man crew
Faces RPGs and (T) 72s!!!

[A Molotov can take it out too]

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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