Song Parodies -> Take Back The Film
| Original Song Title: | "Take Back Your Mink" |
| Original Performer: | Guys and Dolls Cast |
| Parody Song Title: | "Take Back The Film" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Wilson |
Another G&D parody!
We rented a bad film five weekends ago
It starred Ben and Jen I recall
It was Gigli, and oh yes it was bad
A big huge film flop I recall
Then that when we watched it, I couldn't sit through it all
And I said as I ejected the disc
Take back the film
Get an exchange
What made you think
That J. Lo could act at all?
Take it back now!
I wont buy that!
Wont see that one
Where Halle Berry's a car
I never want to get another bad film again,
Like Catwoman or Gigli
When I took them back I asked back the change
Alexander was just a sbad
Eek.
So take back the film
They made me scream
I wished I had some Mylanta
Instead of watch it!
We rented a bad film five weekends ago
It starred Ben and Jen I recall
It was Gigli, and oh yes it was bad
A big huge film flop I recall
Then that when we watched it, I couldn't sit through it all
And I said as I ejected the disc
Take back the film
Get an exchange
What made you think
That J. Lo could act at all?
Take it back now!
I wont buy that!
Wont see that one
Where Halle Berry's a car
I never want to get another bad film again,
Like Catwoman or Gigli
When I took them back I asked back the change
Alexander was just as bad
Eek.
Take back the film
Take it back now
And then ask for the money
Back right now or else!
It starred Ben and Jen I recall
It was Gigli, and oh yes it was bad
A big huge film flop I recall
Then that when we watched it, I couldn't sit through it all
And I said as I ejected the disc
Take back the film
Get an exchange
What made you think
That J. Lo could act at all?
Take it back now!
I wont buy that!
Wont see that one
Where Halle Berry's a car
I never want to get another bad film again,
Like Catwoman or Gigli
When I took them back I asked back the change
Alexander was just a sbad
Eek.
So take back the film
They made me scream
I wished I had some Mylanta
Instead of watch it!
We rented a bad film five weekends ago
It starred Ben and Jen I recall
It was Gigli, and oh yes it was bad
A big huge film flop I recall
Then that when we watched it, I couldn't sit through it all
And I said as I ejected the disc
Take back the film
Get an exchange
What made you think
That J. Lo could act at all?
Take it back now!
I wont buy that!
Wont see that one
Where Halle Berry's a car
I never want to get another bad film again,
Like Catwoman or Gigli
When I took them back I asked back the change
Alexander was just as bad
Eek.
Take back the film
Take it back now
And then ask for the money
Back right now or else!
2005 Jack Wilson
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