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Song Parodies -> "Got Implants! (Extended Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Green Giant!"

Original Performer:

Green Giant TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Got Implants! (Extended Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

After making the hard decision to have her breasts removed due to strong chance of developing breast cancer, Angelina Jolie has now appeared in public with new implants and is radiant as ever. She said that losing her breasts did not affect her femininity at all but many of her fans (esp. male) were sad for the loss. But she looks great with the new implants and life goes on. She's a real-life hero and inspiration for women worldwide. A-List all the way!
Got a double mastectomy
Blow! Blow! Blow!

So courageous and so lovely
Go! Go! Go!

Happy Angelina Jolie
Show! Show! Show!
Got implants!

So stunning, she’s still a beauty
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Got implants!

[True-life hero, Defiant!]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 19

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 3   0
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 5   13

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Marlene French - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
One of a kind, indescribable, incredible, astounding, astonishing, beyond belief, amazing, fantastic. Will we ever see its like again?
Observer - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Marlene, yeah probably as commercial jingles have been done by many artists here. About Jolie's breasts??? Maybe ;-)
Rob Arndt - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Who values the opinions of sock puppets? No one...

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