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Song Parodies -> "Geezer's the Word"

Original Song Title:

"Grease"

Original Performer:

Grease

Parody Song Title:

"Geezer's the Word"

Parody Written by:

Gus Matrisch

The Lyrics

i am half blind and i can't see the light
we've got an old age thing
we really ain't so bright

there is a danger we might drive in a car
but geezer is what we can be; who we are
geezer's the word

they think arthritis is an old age pain
why don't they understand it's just a cryin' shame?
we're bakin pie and
we peel we peel
we also knit sweaters
we try to do what we feel

geezer's the word
ain't got groove
ain't got meaning
geezer's the age, is the guy, is the person
geezer's the way we are feeling

we've bad heart pressure and we aren't so gay
young personality belongs to yesterday
there is no chance that we can make it too far
we start to take the pills
but still can't drive that car

geezer's the word
ain't got groove ain't got meaning
geezer's the age, is the guy, is the person
geezer's the way we are feeling

this is a life of illusion, wrapped up in troubles, laced in confusion
what are we doing here?

we've bad heart pressure and we aren't so gay
young personality belongs to yesterday
there is no chance that we can make it too far
we start to take the pills
but still can't drive that car

geezer's the word
ain't got groove
ain't got meaning
geezer's the age, is the guy, is the person
geezer's the way we are feeling

geezer's the word
ain't got groove
ain't got meaning
geezer's the age, is the guy, is the person
geezer's the way we are feeling

geezer's the word

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dean - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
sick dude but then you come from a sick family
jennifer - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
you need to be committed

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