Pardon me, Bill
For sayin' Shatner You're A Cuckoo
Act twenty nine,
When you go hawkin' PriceLine..
You're gettin' old
And moldy, Shatner You're A Cuckoo
Singin' strange songs,
Boy, you been spaced out too long..

All that Starship Enterprise'n must've loosened your core
If you've had anyalyzin' you could sure use some more
Jigger short a Toddy,
Brain dead, flabby body
Get back on the mark, again..Beam him up, Scotty

Maybe you been sippin' too much sauce at the bar
Star Trek's dead and gone, but you're still stuck on a star
Cobweb's there a lurkin'
You're still Captain Kirk'n
Woo, woo, Shatner you have gone too far..

Way off the track
Your train ain't even at the station
Time has erased
That once so handsome young face
Pitch the hair dye
And show the world your actual grey haired dome
Shatner, You're A Cuckoo
Somebody call up the home
Shatner, You're A Cuckoo
Let's get him back to the home..