LaDonna Immobile'
Lying in traction
Broke her back yesterday
In skiiing action

LaDonna Immobile'
Lying in traction
From the waist down, they say
She's out of action

Flying downhill too fast
Hit a rock and flipped past
Slamming headlong at last
Into a tree

Oh, the fractures
Oh, the sutures
Oh, the stitches and pain

'Tween the Red Cross
And her Blue Cross
And the bi......ills......
Never will she ski again!