Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "A Stupid Road (Lost Contacts)"

Original Song Title:

"Allison Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gin Blossoms

Parody Song Title:

"A Stupid Road (Lost Contacts)"

Parody Written by:

Qetadgzcb

The Lyrics

I've wasted time, trying to find
those stupid contacts, that the doctor prescribed,
on a stupid road...
First comes the rain, then the sun bursts through
and I still haven't found the contacts, those two,
on a stupid road..

I never know, when I get near,
people walk by, and always stare,
I can't see without them now,
I gotta find them, but I don't, know how...
on a stupid road yeah,
I didn't know they were lost at the time,
on a stupid road,

I know they're gone, and I'm wasting breath,
but when I can't see, it's so much like death,
on a stupid road...
But they can't hide, (on a stupid road yeah)
so I will try, (on a stupid road yeah)
Because without them, I am willing to die,
on a stupid road,

And when I found, they were lost at the time,
I kept on searching for the two that were mine,
and I kept looking for a stupid sign,
all I wanted to find, tonight...
on a stupid road yeah,
I didn't they were lost at the time
on a stupid road...
First comes the rain, then the sun bursts through
and I still haven't found the contacts, those two,
on a stupid road..
On a stupid road...
On a stupid road...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ginblossoms0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 803