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Song Parodies -> "Bin Laden is Coming to Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Gillespie and Coots
Parody Song Title:
"Bin Laden is Coming to Town"
Parody Written by:
Slapp Dee
The Lyrics
Have a Careful Code Orange Christmas!
You better watch out
You better comply
He's so devout
And willing to die
Bin Laden is coming to town
He's on a jihad
And wrecking us twice
A firing squad
Or explosive device
Bin Laden is coming to town
He knows when you're not looking
He sees when you're asleep
Watch the airport or our embassy
Be an infidel defeat!
O! You better watch out!
You better not fly
Vary your route
There's no stoppin' this guy
Bin Laden is coming to town
O! Will they wear a burka
Or carry a grenade
A gas mask or an M-16
Or just a razor blade?
O! You better watch out!
You better not try
Forgetting about
If he's nearby
Osama spreads mayhem a-round
Bin Laden is coming to town
You better comply
He's so devout
And willing to die
Bin Laden is coming to town
He's on a jihad
And wrecking us twice
A firing squad
Or explosive device
Bin Laden is coming to town
He knows when you're not looking
He sees when you're asleep
Watch the airport or our embassy
Be an infidel defeat!
O! You better watch out!
You better not fly
Vary your route
There's no stoppin' this guy
Bin Laden is coming to town
O! Will they wear a burka
Or carry a grenade
A gas mask or an M-16
Or just a razor blade?
O! You better watch out!
You better not try
Forgetting about
If he's nearby
Osama spreads mayhem a-round
Bin Laden is coming to town
copyright 2003slappdee@hotmail
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Very well timed to the current threat condition and very well written. Nice Osama piece and Merry Christmas.
Well done Slapp Dee. I think Osama's either staying at The Whole Year Inn or The Hole You're In.
Very well done. I think that you got the inspiration for the title of this song from Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Make a 'SILENCE! Night', which is also one of the songs referenced by Achmed.
it was the funniest song ever
SUCKED sorry didnt find it funny at all
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