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Song Parodies -> "Bank Treasure From Little Girls"
Original Song Title:
"Thank Heaven For Little Girls"
Original Performer:
Gigi Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Bank Treasure From Little Girls"
Parody Written by:
Pete Zagaetz
The Lyrics
Every time I see a little girl
Just a few years past seven
I can't resist the grotesque urge
To make her pay
Unleavened are little girls
That is, until I have shown them the way
Past seven by five years girls
When they've grown too much
I'll send them away
Like other guys
I find them quite appealing
Their innocence we're ready to be stealing
I vend 'em, these little girls
When my clients will call
I tell girls where and what to do
These lout men
Pay for sicko joys too
Bank treasure
Bank treasure
Rank treasure from little girls
Just a few years past seven
I can't resist the grotesque urge
To make her pay
Unleavened are little girls
That is, until I have shown them the way
Past seven by five years girls
When they've grown too much
I'll send them away
Like other guys
I find them quite appealing
Their innocence we're ready to be stealing
I vend 'em, these little girls
When my clients will call
I tell girls where and what to do
These lout men
Pay for sicko joys too
Bank treasure
Bank treasure
Rank treasure from little girls
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