Song Parodies -> "An Arby’s Dreck"

Original Song Title:

"…And So To Bed"

Original Performer:

George Olsen & his Music

Parody Song Title:

"An Arby’s Dreck"

Parody Written by:

Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience

The Lyrics

The greatest advertisement in television history.

(MALE VOCAL SOLO)

An Arby’s dreck,
Boneless wings, crinkle fries; flying…
Arby’s dreck,
Ving Rhames sounds just like he’s crying…

What to do when Arby’s airs their ad?
I mute the TV, throw it out the door here…

Arby’s dreck,
Ving Rhames won’t cannonball lightly,
Arby’s dreck,
From a diving board to sight-see,

It’ll air again, and face it; when Ving Rhames acts like a loon…
Arby’s dreck: Good-night!

(FEMALE VOCAL SOLO)

Arby’s dreck,
Ving Rhames can’t get over it here…
Arby’s dreck,
He pretends to be Buzz Lightyear…

Makeshift wings work for a cannonball,
And “Whee!”, he says; when pans throw them, they fall near…

Arby’s dreck,
Son, can’t you see I can’t stand it?
Mmm-mmm-mmm…
This ad made me a fanatic!

Lawsuits to file; I’ll go to trial,
Get this ad out of sight…
…An Arby’s dreck…
…Good … night … !

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Phil Ossifer - October 04, 2023 - Report this comment

Yeah, yeah… “Cannonball”, Ving Rhames, Arby’s…we got it the first eight hundred times. No one bothers to even read, let alone comment on your weekly flood of feculence, and yet you continue to bash Arby’s for a supposed television advertisement? I don’t think I’ve ever seen these ads you claim to be real on network television, but I’ve seen a lot of comments from people expressing exasperation at the constant repetition. So, what exactly do you intend to accomplish with these parodies against Arby’s? If you believed that they were going to get those ads off the air after stumbling upon your trite little songs, I’ve got a bridge to sell to you. Otherwise, try writing something that doesn’t suck.

The Real Phil Ossifer - October 04, 2023 - Report this comment

Awwwww, whadda matter? No one at the group home will hang out with you so you spend the empty hours cranking out responses to your own postings using my name? Oh, I meant to tell you that Greta Thunberg wanted to say thanks for all the recycling you do - snippets from dozens of past critiques and responses appear virtually every day. I understand why: if I was as talentless as you, I'd steal other people's funny lines too.

Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience - October 05, 2023 - Report this comment

Well, I’ll be, I didn’t know Greta Thunberg was such a fan of my parodies. I figured she was too busy forwarding the UN agenda about climate change to care about my parodies about a fast food chain that kills animals. Doesn’t she know I’m anti-Arby’s? And once again, you proved that you not only not care about these entries, you don’t even acknowledge the topic of them; an Arby’s advertisement featuring Ving Rhames climaxing. (which fortunately appears to have stopped) To you, Phil Ossifer, Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience tells you, “…And so to bed”, and don’t let the bedbugs kick you in the ass.

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