Song Parodies -> Back In the Straddle Again
| Original Song Title: | "Back In The Saddle Again" |
| Original Performer: | Gene Autry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Back In the Straddle Again" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I'm back in the straddle, again
Out where the gals elbows bend
There, this long horn cad'll feed
On some lonely female's need
Back in the straddle, again
Searchin' for strange once more
Prefer'bly "D's" forty-four
I might sleep out every night
If the pick up line's just right
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee is my game
Casual sex my aim,
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee every night
Mile High with no flight
Back in the straddle, again
I'm back in the straddle, again
Yeah, back in the straddle, again
All "B" honeys like my hive
Silver Lexus that I drive
I'm back in the straddle, again
Blowin' some change, once more
Stripper pole bucks, by the score
With slim wimmin' in my sight
I'm a hunter baggin' right..
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee, that's my aim
No Cougars, just young game
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee night and day
Won't let one get away,
Back in the straddle, again
Back in the straddle, again
I'm back into straddle, again
Out where the gals elbows bend
There, this long horn cad'll feed
On some lonely female's need
Back in the straddle, again
Searchin' for strange once more
Prefer'bly "D's" forty-four
I might sleep out every night
If the pick up line's just right
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee is my game
Casual sex my aim,
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee every night
Mile High with no flight
Back in the straddle, again
I'm back in the straddle, again
Yeah, back in the straddle, again
All "B" honeys like my hive
Silver Lexus that I drive
I'm back in the straddle, again
Blowin' some change, once more
Stripper pole bucks, by the score
With slim wimmin' in my sight
I'm a hunter baggin' right..
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee, that's my aim
No Cougars, just young game
Back in the straddle, again
Whoopee night and day
Won't let one get away,
Back in the straddle, again
Back in the straddle, again
I'm back into straddle, again
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DKTOS but like the parody - oh to be a teenager again. Like the cougars/young game bit.
lol..love the exhuberance of this
Funny and clever... finally, the angstless teen parody we've all been waiting for!
Great title, great parody.
Love your long-running theme of doin' ol' cowboy songs, ever since "Safe Sex". Long may you ride. 555
Thanks, Andy..actually, the Blues Brothers done it, too....and thanks, alvin.....and TJC..you vocab-stumped me, had to look up angst....and thanks, John...and Tommy T. good to see you back at the spoof helm..both you and TJC...are you sure you two guys aren't the same person?..your styles are so sim..
AFW, you have a *very* sharp sense of style! Humility and privacy would otherwise prevent me from saying this, but in fact, TJC and I have collaborated on a couple of songs that were professionally-produced and aired on commercial radio (and continue to work on that), in addition to my own pro work. Never thought I'd find anyone else with my, uh, "unique" (to put it politely) style, but yes, TJC's mind and punnery are as demented as my own, and it has been a match made in Heaven (some people say in the other place).
TJC: Hope ya didn't mind the beans spillin, but AFW almost had us nailed anyway.
TJC: Hope ya didn't mind the beans spillin, but AFW almost had us nailed anyway.
Aha! Nice try, Tommy Turtle..alias, TJC, (Thomas James Callahan)..who grew up in a small town near Flint, Michigan, fell madly in love with Miss Connors, a fifth grade school teacher..won the local Twinkie eating contest at age thirteen, has an Uncle Larry, who's a postmaster, loves gardening, enjoys the passionate hobby of collecting celebrity resembling radishes, and has a triangular shaped purple mole on his left testicle!
Busted! So, "AFW" is a cover for one of those dicks - I mean, detectives -- on 'Law and Order"? You nailed it, other than getting our locales wrong by a thousand miles or so each; I despised my fifth grade teacher and hate twinkies, no uncle by that name or profession, and eat the seaweed that the ocean provides rather than grow it. But Paris Hilton looks *soooo* like a radish! (and you knew about that mole from the time when...) It's amazing! How do you do that?
Ha, ha....TT..thanks for the funny reply to my "Couldn't Resist" impulsive zaniness..Uh, is zaniness a word? Oh well, it is now... :)
To your very great surprise, "zaniness" is indeed a word, the noun form of "zany", just as you intended. See what happens when you pay attention, study hard,and hang around with turtles?
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