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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Fine was Dasher, and Dancer,
And Prancer, and Vixen
Comet. and Cupid, and
Donner and Blitzen,
But, about to bawl
Was the sickest reindeer of all

Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer,
Had a very runny nose
Stuffed head and eyes that watered
Allergies, I do suppose

Jokes of the other reindeer
Didn't help at times like these
They'd laugh and yell, "Gesundheit!"
Everytime he had to sneeze

Then, came busy Christmas Eve,
Santa came and said:
"Rudolph, you're not looking good..
Dasher, guide my sleigh, instead"

Poor Rudolph was disheartened
Hung his rack and felt so blue
(But) down came a magic fairy
Made his nose as good as new..

Hey Santa, I'm okay now !
Rudolph shouted out with glee
Santa said, "Go back, Dasher.."
Rudolph will be leading me..

Santa said, "Go back, Dasher.."
Rudolph will be leading me..

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linda - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I was thrown off on some of the lines but overall it was pretty good> great try. I have tried some to the lines of a nursing home and they are funny. I need to work on one today and I am looking for inspiration.
alvin - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
nice alternate rudolph tale...lol
littleCupCakes - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
555 for the ~Magic Fairy~ who brings him back to life!
AFW - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, linda, alvin, and LCC
2Eagle - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the "fairy" was some Yiddshe momma with some chicken soup - 5 bowls.
MrMacphisto - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
cute... 5-5-5
AFW - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to 2Eag, and MrMac

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