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Song Parodies -> "Bonzo the Red Ass Monkey"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Bonzo the Red Ass Monkey"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But duties evovled?
For the most shameless primate of all?
Bonzo the red ass monkey
Scratched his hairy hiene gross
And if you ever watched him
You would hope he'd don some clothes
All of the other primates
Used their crap to pelt his cage
They always made poor Bonzo
Go into a primate rage
Then one balmy Christmas Eve
Santa made his day
Bonzo with my butt so wide
Won't you guide my chimney slides?
Then all the primates loathed him
As they shouted out you creep,
Bonzo the red ass monkey
Santa's proud new chimney sweep!
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But duties evovled?
For the most shameless primate of all?
Bonzo the red ass monkey
Scratched his hairy hiene gross
And if you ever watched him
You would hope he'd don some clothes
All of the other primates
Used their crap to pelt his cage
They always made poor Bonzo
Go into a primate rage
Then one balmy Christmas Eve
Santa made his day
Bonzo with my butt so wide
Won't you guide my chimney slides?
Then all the primates loathed him
As they shouted out you creep,
Bonzo the red ass monkey
Santa's proud new chimney sweep!
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Now wait a minute, why did you submit the same song twice, but changed the name of the monkey? I don't get it. ;) (I think it's funnier with the name Adolf!)
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