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Song Parodies -> "Here Come Frenzied Jaws!"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Come Frenzied Jaws!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody inspired by Porfle's obsession with piranhas! The OS is the short version, so verses 1 & 2 are repeated.
Here come frenzied jaws!
Here come frenzied jaws!
Piranhas with one aim!
Gnawing and tearing as the victim screams
… blood draining from her veins
Flesh is bleeding, fish are feeding;
It’s such a gruesome sight
Amazon waters- stay outta there,
'Cause frenzied jaws always bite!

Here come frenzied jaws!
Here come frenzied jaws!
Piranhas with one aim!
They’ve got wide mouths with razor-sharp teeth
for inflicting lots of pain
Watch the water boil and bubble,
It’s such a gruesome sight
Brown turns red, filled with the dead,
'Cause frenzied jaws always bite!

[Repeated verses]

Here come frenzied jaws!
Here come frenzied jaws!
Piranhas with one aim!
Gnawing and tearing as the victim screams
… blood draining from their veins
Flesh is bleeding, fish are feeding;
It’s such a gruesome sight
Amazon waters- stay outta there,
'Cause frenzied jaws always bite!

Here come frenzied jaws!
Here come frenzied jaws!
Piranhas with one aim!
They’ve got wide mouths with razor-sharp teeth
for inflicting lots of pain
Watch the water boil and bubble,
It’s such a gruesome sight
Brown turns red, filled with the dead,
'Cause frenzied jaws always bite!

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Callmelennie - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Kinda puts a fella in the mood to go skinny dipping in an Amazon backwater pool with his favorite gal!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
This reminds me of Blofeld's piranha pool in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE where he would deposit minions who failed him. I wonder if Blofeld ever played Santa at the SPECTRE Christmas party?

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