-> "I Want An ISIS Fighter's Head For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"I Want An ISIS Fighter's Head For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Crusader Invader and Jackass Jihadi
The Lyrics
Oh I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas. (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighter’s head will do
No Bokoharamis or wannabe jihadis
I want an ISIS fighter’s head or 2 woo hoo!
I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas
I’d throw darts at it each and every day
It won’t hurt his head, if he’s already dead
Do I get a prize, if I hit him in the eyes?
I can see him staring right at me as I come in the room
What a joy it would be as he’s looking back at me
after he met his eternal doom
I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighter’s head will do
No wannabes or bokoharamis
I want the heads of ISIS jihadis.
Cuz only an ISIS head will do.
(instrumental music)
Mom says that it would be a big disgrace
An offensive insult to the alleged master race.
(instrumental music)
I’d go get my friends to play in the yard.
We’d use him as a ball and we would kick him really hard
I could play with him up in my room and talk to him all day.
What a shock it would be, oh if he could only see how I made him like Barbie today
Oh I want an ISIS fighters head for Christmas (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighters head will do
No Bokoharamis, or wannabe jihadis,
I want an ISIS fighter's head or 2
Cuz only an ISIS head will do.
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