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Song Parodies -> "I Want An ISIS Fighter's Head For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Gayla Peevey

Parody Song Title:

"I Want An ISIS Fighter's Head For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Crusader Invader and Jackass Jihadi

The Lyrics

Oh I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas. (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighter’s head will do
No Bokoharamis or wannabe jihadis
I want an ISIS fighter’s head or 2 woo hoo!

I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas
I’d throw darts at it each and every day
It won’t hurt his head, if he’s already dead
Do I get a prize, if I hit him in the eyes?

I can see him staring right at me as I come in the room
What a joy it would be as he’s looking back at me
after he met his eternal doom

I want an ISIS fighter’s head for Christmas (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighter’s head will do
No wannabes or bokoharamis
I want the heads of ISIS jihadis.
Cuz only an ISIS head will do.

(instrumental music)

Mom says that it would be a big disgrace
An offensive insult to the alleged master race.

(instrumental music)


I’d go get my friends to play in the yard.
We’d use him as a ball and we would kick him really hard

I could play with him up in my room and talk to him all day.
What a shock it would be, oh if he could only see how I made him like Barbie today

Oh I want an ISIS fighters head for Christmas (Chorus)
Only an ISIS fighters head will do
No Bokoharamis, or wannabe jihadis,
I want an ISIS fighter's head or 2
Cuz only an ISIS head will do.



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Rob Arndt - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
A man after CML's own heart- 555!
Max Power - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
So do I.
Callmelennie - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
What?? What am I gonna do with an ISIS fighter's head, Rob? I dont have any pikes around the house to mount it on
Rob Arndt - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Ever hear of formaldehyde ;-)
Patrick - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
New take on what I am sure was already an ancient practice at the time this iconic photo was taken. http://www.laphamsquarterly.org/roundtable/human-trophies
Alpha Skua - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Lets throw in a ANTIFA goon doing 50 or 60 years in prison in there as well

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